Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dumb Diary Books Typed Essay


Dumb Diary Typed Essay
I would like to remind you that I did this essay for no particular reason. Not even for SCHOOL. I was bored and I love Dear Dumb Diary books by Jim Benton.
Dear Dumb Diary #4 Never Do Anything, Ever
This title simply means- or at least I think it means- that if it is a risk or something that will get you in humongous trouble do not do it.
Most people think it means don’t do anything. I don’t know how that is possible because those people are doing something by thinking of what it means. You are doing something every hour, every second, every whatyoumacallit. This book is about raising money for charities just to make Jamie- the diary writer- have inner an outer beauty. She is competing against a popular girl named Angeline who raises lots more money.
MORE INFORMATION ABOUT JAMIE KELLY
Diary Writer: Jamie Kelly
Best Friend of Jamie: Isabella
Enemy: Angeline*
Angeline is a so-so enemy. I am sorry if you don’t know what I mean.
Crush: Hudson Rivers (8th Cutest Boy In Jamie’s Grade)
She doesn’t know you are reading her diary.
The Book I am Reading Now:
Dear Dumb Diary # 3
Am I The Princess Or The Frog?
·     I don’t have an essay for this, so just read it if you want to know about it.
People and Things I Want To Thank:
Myself, The book I was reading, Microsoft Word for the pretty colors and text for my essay, and Jamie Kelly for her funny diary that made me write this essay.
Emma, Emma, Emma, and Emma

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